What WINE pairs with Facebook Stalking?

Welcome to my new category, OCCASIONal WINEing! The Story:

Lets face it, we're all stalkers.  Some of us are just afraid to admit it.  Not you, you say?  OK, let me ask you a question.  Have you ever spent hours looking through a friend's photos or checked an ex-boyfriend's page to see what he's up to?  Or, have you ever requested someone you didn't know as a friend just because you liked their picture and wanted to "get to know" them?  Told you I was right!  Studies show that women actually stalk other women more than men.  Ladies beware, there's a lot of jealous Bi*@#'s out there!

The Pairing:

I believe there's a perfect wine for every occasion and the 2009 Beckstoffer Melee just happens to be the perfect wine for Facebook stalking.  Tuck Beckstoffer, the man behind this wine is the son of Andy Beckstoffer, owner of some of the most famous and expensive vineyards in Napa (Hundred Acre, Schrader, Paul Hobbs, ect).  Tuck receives some of the de-classified fruit for this red blend of 95% Grenache and 5% Syrah.  So basically, you're in for a real treat!

Not only is the label one of my all time favorites, the wine has an animal like quality that reminds me of someone whose "hunting" their "friends" and ex-lovers all night long on Facebook.  The wine is dark and mysterious with tons of smoked meat, black pepper and a mixture of red and black, jammy fruits.  At 14.1% alcohol it's sure to have you leaving a crazy comment on someone's post or picture...characteristic of all stalkers!

Cheers and happy hunting!

Comments:

Please leave a comment in the section below!  Are you guilty of Facebook stalking an ex-boyfriend or someone you're no longer friends with?  Have you ever caught someone lurking on your page?!?  Let's chat!